i wonder how many white girl’s senior quotes this year will be “and in that moment i swear we were infinite”
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
- police: *knock knock*
- me: whos there
- police: theres been an accident
- me: theres been an accident who
Can I sacrifice you to Satan?